Zoie: You've got to be kidding? I have to wear this? I don't believe it!
Zoie: This is why so many women have such low self-esteem. These kind of outfits make women feel like they have to live up to some kind of ridiculous ideal.
Zortic: But you look great! Besides, we have to match the local styles in order to blend in.
Zoie: I do not look great! This outfit just accentuates how fat I am.
Zoie: I don't see why men don't have to deal with this kind of humilation.
[[Zortic contemplates his gut as a huge, muscular guy walks past.]] |
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